Czech this out.
For my first post, I've decided to write about something that has come to my attention.
SO! As you all know, there is a movie called "Ferris Beuller's Day Off" in which a young man plays hookie from school and has a crazy day full of fancy lunches, huge parades and the occasional car through a window. He uses the age old excuse of, "I'm sick...*cough cough*" and the whole town rallies behind him, further pressing into our minds that everybody likes him.
He is accompanied by his sexy, yet sarcastic, girlfriend Sloan. Also, his best friend Cameron, about whom this whole shpiel (sp) is centered.
Cameron is an excitable, little dude, but he is very introverted and shy, whereas Ferris is everything he is not (i.e. outgoing, funny, popular, has a girlfriend, etc.)
I have always thought Cameron was nuts (Seen Here) but I am about to shit all over what you though this movie was.
Here goes:
The entire movie never happened!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The most popular theory suggests that since Ferris is such a polar opposite of Cameron, he is not real. Cameron makes him so so he can live vicariously through him and get through his boring meaningless life. All of the shenanigans that Ferris does throughout the day could not go without reprimand or punishment, and yet he is never caught or even given a stern talking to.
Ferris even hijacks an ENTIRE PARADE without any repercussions...wtfuck?
Of course, this is only a theory. Oh, how cool would it be if the film makers just said it was.
Another movie that has an awesome theory is Star Wars (Chewy and R2-D2 are rebel spies...but that's another day)
Whelp......I will let this stew inside you guys....
Laters.
Miko
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Cameron's Day Off; Screw Ferris.
Labels:
beuller,
cameron frye,
conspiracy,
crackpot,
Ferris,
fonz,
humor,
movie,
sloan,
theory
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